Spring Break
This Week In Gossip
Meagan Williams
Issue date: 11/10/06 Section: Diversions
Britney and Kev call it quits: It's hard to believe, I know - but Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are getting a divorce. Early this week, Britney filed the papers citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split. She is also asking for legal and physical custody of their two boys.
You would think that Kevin would see his life falling to pieces, and perhaps make some changes. But apparently, this is not how Kevin works. This last weekend, Kevin's concert in New York was a total failure. He had to beg the managers to allow him to perform since he had 300 folks come see him in a venue big enough for nearly 1,500. But even worse than that is the fact that the show was delayed three hours because Kevin wanted to see if more people would show up.
And incase you missed it, Kevin's debut album came in on the Billboard Charts at number 151, with around 6,000 copies sold. I saw some 13-year-old trying to buy one at Target. His mother grabbed the CD out of his hand, called him retarded, and insisted he pick up the Justin Timberlake album instead. Good call, Mom.
Meanwhile, Britney was looking hot on David Letterman, going shopping, and running around town with her breasts hanging out. Just like the good old days. Sure, divorce is sad, but maybe if this means less Kevin singing "America's Most Hated" and more of Britney's boobies, this can't be all bad.
True Gentleman: During an interview with Loaded Magazine, Matthew McConaughey told a reporter that he turned down an opportunity for a threesome with twin sisters because one of them was married. This is huge. This means that there are true men in Hollywood. Not just men who cheat, lie and get stoned. Well, all but the last one. Matt loves that one. But it's good to know that if I ever get drunk and hit on Matthew when I'm engaged, he will turn me down. Yeah … real nice to know.
NPH comes out: I don't know what it is, but I'm cursed. Since a very young age, all the men I've had celebrity crushes on were gay. Lance Bass, George Michael. Now, here comes Neil Patrick Harris. I just keep falling in love with men who love men. I fantasized because he was so manly in that white coat on "Doogie Howser." Not to mention, he was a good actor. I think he played a murderer on "Law & Order" … or was that the guy from "Reading Rainbow"? I don't remember. What is next? Jon Cena (from WWE), or Conan O'Brien? I can't imagine what I'll do if I lose them. With my luck they'd love each other more than they love me. Sad. Yet hot.
I'm pissed: Last week I reported that Lindsay Lohan had been spotted wearing a 90-day sobriety chip from AA. I was proud that she was taking steps to change her lifestyle. But reps for Lindsay have come out saying that the chip was "a tribute to a friend who's been sober 90 days." OK, Lindsay, let me get this straight. You wear a sobriety chip that represents hard work, soul searching, and sacrifice as a fashion statement? The ironic nature of this is, however, hilarious. I mean, Lindsay celebrating someone's sobriety is like Kevin Federline celebrating someone's high school graduation. They have nothing in common.
You would think that Kevin would see his life falling to pieces, and perhaps make some changes. But apparently, this is not how Kevin works. This last weekend, Kevin's concert in New York was a total failure. He had to beg the managers to allow him to perform since he had 300 folks come see him in a venue big enough for nearly 1,500. But even worse than that is the fact that the show was delayed three hours because Kevin wanted to see if more people would show up.
And incase you missed it, Kevin's debut album came in on the Billboard Charts at number 151, with around 6,000 copies sold. I saw some 13-year-old trying to buy one at Target. His mother grabbed the CD out of his hand, called him retarded, and insisted he pick up the Justin Timberlake album instead. Good call, Mom.
Meanwhile, Britney was looking hot on David Letterman, going shopping, and running around town with her breasts hanging out. Just like the good old days. Sure, divorce is sad, but maybe if this means less Kevin singing "America's Most Hated" and more of Britney's boobies, this can't be all bad.
True Gentleman: During an interview with Loaded Magazine, Matthew McConaughey told a reporter that he turned down an opportunity for a threesome with twin sisters because one of them was married. This is huge. This means that there are true men in Hollywood. Not just men who cheat, lie and get stoned. Well, all but the last one. Matt loves that one. But it's good to know that if I ever get drunk and hit on Matthew when I'm engaged, he will turn me down. Yeah … real nice to know.
NPH comes out: I don't know what it is, but I'm cursed. Since a very young age, all the men I've had celebrity crushes on were gay. Lance Bass, George Michael. Now, here comes Neil Patrick Harris. I just keep falling in love with men who love men. I fantasized because he was so manly in that white coat on "Doogie Howser." Not to mention, he was a good actor. I think he played a murderer on "Law & Order" … or was that the guy from "Reading Rainbow"? I don't remember. What is next? Jon Cena (from WWE), or Conan O'Brien? I can't imagine what I'll do if I lose them. With my luck they'd love each other more than they love me. Sad. Yet hot.
I'm pissed: Last week I reported that Lindsay Lohan had been spotted wearing a 90-day sobriety chip from AA. I was proud that she was taking steps to change her lifestyle. But reps for Lindsay have come out saying that the chip was "a tribute to a friend who's been sober 90 days." OK, Lindsay, let me get this straight. You wear a sobriety chip that represents hard work, soul searching, and sacrifice as a fashion statement? The ironic nature of this is, however, hilarious. I mean, Lindsay celebrating someone's sobriety is like Kevin Federline celebrating someone's high school graduation. They have nothing in common.
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