Spring Break
This Week in Gossip
Meagan Williams
Issue date: 2/23/07 Section: Diversions
Britney shenanigans: As most of us know, Britney has recently shaved her hair off. Which, I like to say, is most likely because she read my column recently when I told her she was boring and said she should do something exciting. Well - you're welcome, America! Sure, you could say it's because of the story that her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, threatened to have her hair follicles tested for drugs. Which, I think sounds far more ludicrous than her reading this amazing piece of work.
Also, Britney has been in and out of rehab these last few weeks. I can only say I think it's because she wants to be like Lindsay Lohan, who has been doing the same thing. Both women look like hell when they come out, so frankly, I wish they would just go back in.
And finally, her "nanny" (or man-candy, if you like) has just come out admitting that Britney was uncomfortable with her children, aggressive with the caregivers and apparently got naked in front of them.
Of course, I think that this could be part of her creative process. Perhaps if she gets a divorce, drinks a lot, gets naked and shaves her head, she'll feel more artistic. And then, she'll come out with one of those music videos where she's naked and lying in green goop and singing about rebirth.
Also, Britney has been in and out of rehab these last few weeks. I can only say I think it's because she wants to be like Lindsay Lohan, who has been doing the same thing. Both women look like hell when they come out, so frankly, I wish they would just go back in.
And finally, her "nanny" (or man-candy, if you like) has just come out admitting that Britney was uncomfortable with her children, aggressive with the caregivers and apparently got naked in front of them.
Of course, I think that this could be part of her creative process. Perhaps if she gets a divorce, drinks a lot, gets naked and shaves her head, she'll feel more artistic. And then, she'll come out with one of those music videos where she's naked and lying in green goop and singing about rebirth.
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