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Tim and Max Present: Resolving to resolve your New Year's resolution

By Tim Pfarr and Max Brugger

Issue date: 1/11/08 Section: Diversions
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It's that time of year again. It's rainy, it's cold, it's dark: it must be January. And how better to celebrate this occasion than to lie to yourself and make false resolutions that will surely fail before the end of the month. Come on, you know you're just going to shoot for the same thing next year. We do. Max has tried to give up smoking for the last seven years and all he has to show for it is an awesome fort made up of empty Nicorette packages. Tim has tried anything and everything to overcome his healthy fear of modern medicine. But fear not dear reader! In today's column we will show you not only how to craft an appropriate resolution, but also how to keep it.
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