Spring Break
Yeas & Nays
Issue date: 4/16/08 Section: Forum
Yea to Bill Mahr for calling the Catholic Church the "Bear Stearns of pedophilia - too big to fall." (Kind of like your mom.)
Nay to singling out the Catholic Church for pedophilia. What about the Boy Scouts?
Yea to the Prayer Tent set up next to the bookstore Monday. We mean the tent itself. It looked like something out of a Lifetime movie... about pedophiles.
Nay to affiliating the Lifetime Network with pedophiles. They are also affiliated with man-hating programming.
Yea to man hating. Down with penises! What have they ever done for anyone?
Nay to diminishing the role of penises in American pop culture. Without them, Rob Lowe would be just another guy and not sexually harassing 17-year-old nannies... allegedly.
Yea to jabs at Rob Lowe.
Nay to a Colorado couple who had a fight over which gang their son would be affiliated with. The 4-year-old boy couldn't be contacted for comment, but Lifetime did get a contract settled to tell his life story, titled, "4-year-old Gang Banger."
Yea to the choice the child made. He found his gang on Craigslist and will meet them at an undisclosed location near the Santa Monica Pier to sell E at The Abbey.
Nay to toddlers selling E. But babies selling marijuana? That's hilarious, Dave Chappelle.
Yea to the 13-year-old boy who set a new world record for blowing up 213 balloons - with his nose. When one of his classmates said a balloon was full of helium, the boy replied, "No it's snot."
Nay to corny jokes, and Husky fans.
Yea to clowning politics. Without it, the Yeas and Nays would suck.
Nay to politics, though, which in recent news, still suck.
Yea to the blind man who ran seven marathons in seven days on seven different continents. We are tired just thinking about it. Pass the Sun Chips.
Nay to laziness. Wait, no...
Yea to laziness. Has this term started yet? We haven't even been to class. Anyone have notes for Bio 213?
Nay to a German play that is a post-Sept. 11 opera. The play isn't the problem - the problem is that the actors are naked. Buck nekkid. Together.
Yea to referencing "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."
Nay to a funeral in Canada that didn't feature the coffin because the coffin's flight was late. Gives new meaning to the term "late for your own funeral."
Yea to men that like to watch "The Devil Wears Prada." Don't worry, we don't judge.
Nay to that movie, though, because the Devil totally prefers Chanel.
Editorials serve as a means for Barometer editors to offer commentary and opinions on issues both global and local, grand in scale or diminutive. The views expressed here are a reflection of the editorial board's majority.
Nay to singling out the Catholic Church for pedophilia. What about the Boy Scouts?
Yea to the Prayer Tent set up next to the bookstore Monday. We mean the tent itself. It looked like something out of a Lifetime movie... about pedophiles.
Nay to affiliating the Lifetime Network with pedophiles. They are also affiliated with man-hating programming.
Yea to man hating. Down with penises! What have they ever done for anyone?
Nay to diminishing the role of penises in American pop culture. Without them, Rob Lowe would be just another guy and not sexually harassing 17-year-old nannies... allegedly.
Yea to jabs at Rob Lowe.
Nay to a Colorado couple who had a fight over which gang their son would be affiliated with. The 4-year-old boy couldn't be contacted for comment, but Lifetime did get a contract settled to tell his life story, titled, "4-year-old Gang Banger."
Yea to the choice the child made. He found his gang on Craigslist and will meet them at an undisclosed location near the Santa Monica Pier to sell E at The Abbey.
Nay to toddlers selling E. But babies selling marijuana? That's hilarious, Dave Chappelle.
Yea to the 13-year-old boy who set a new world record for blowing up 213 balloons - with his nose. When one of his classmates said a balloon was full of helium, the boy replied, "No it's snot."
Nay to corny jokes, and Husky fans.
Yea to clowning politics. Without it, the Yeas and Nays would suck.
Nay to politics, though, which in recent news, still suck.
Yea to the blind man who ran seven marathons in seven days on seven different continents. We are tired just thinking about it. Pass the Sun Chips.
Nay to laziness. Wait, no...
Yea to laziness. Has this term started yet? We haven't even been to class. Anyone have notes for Bio 213?
Nay to a German play that is a post-Sept. 11 opera. The play isn't the problem - the problem is that the actors are naked. Buck nekkid. Together.
Yea to referencing "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."
Nay to a funeral in Canada that didn't feature the coffin because the coffin's flight was late. Gives new meaning to the term "late for your own funeral."
Yea to men that like to watch "The Devil Wears Prada." Don't worry, we don't judge.
Nay to that movie, though, because the Devil totally prefers Chanel.
Editorials serve as a means for Barometer editors to offer commentary and opinions on issues both global and local, grand in scale or diminutive. The views expressed here are a reflection of the editorial board's majority.
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