Spring Break
Yeas & Nays
Issue date: 2/13/09 Section: Forum
Yea to Blink 182 getting back together! At Sunday's Grammys our favorite band from seventh grade announced their plans to reunite and rumors are circulating of a new album and tour.
Nay to reliving seventh grade. We don't plan on busting out the Etnies and playing spin-the-bottle anytime soon.
Yea to FMyLife.com for making Barometer staff members feel so much better about their own lives. For example: "Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML."
Nay to Chris Brown who sat in jail earlier this week on charges of making criminal threats and whose violent behavior is believed to be the reason behind girlfriend Rihana's injuries.
Yea to cryptic threats from Jay-Z. The rapper reportedly "hit the roof" upon hearing about Brown's abuse of Rihana, and sources close to Jay-Z say "Chris is a dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." We don't know exactly what this means, but it sounds scary. Have fun with that, Chris Brown.
Nay to not planning ahead. A Florida man was arrested after running out of gas while leaving the gas station that he robbed with a Bowie Knife.
Yea to Bowie Knives. They're just cool. Who doesn't want to rob a gas station with a Bowie Knife?
Nay to the 60-year-old Canadian woman who gave birth to twins. It's going to be hard for her to be a M.I.L.F. at age 73 when her two sons will be 13.
Yea to in-vitro fertilization, because the thought of a 60-year-old becoming pregnant by natural means is, well, icky.
Nay to the unemployed single California mother of six who recently gave birth to octuplets. The woman said she always wanted to be a mother, but seriously.
Yea to Oregon's Family Planning Project. Free birth control is a good thing, especially since using said birth control won't result in octuplets.
Nay to careers going down the toilet. Former Atlanta Falcons running back Jamal Anderson was arrested after being found with marijuana and doing coke off a toilet in a men's restroom.
Nay to reliving seventh grade. We don't plan on busting out the Etnies and playing spin-the-bottle anytime soon.
Yea to FMyLife.com for making Barometer staff members feel so much better about their own lives. For example: "Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML."
Nay to Chris Brown who sat in jail earlier this week on charges of making criminal threats and whose violent behavior is believed to be the reason behind girlfriend Rihana's injuries.
Yea to cryptic threats from Jay-Z. The rapper reportedly "hit the roof" upon hearing about Brown's abuse of Rihana, and sources close to Jay-Z say "Chris is a dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." We don't know exactly what this means, but it sounds scary. Have fun with that, Chris Brown.
Nay to not planning ahead. A Florida man was arrested after running out of gas while leaving the gas station that he robbed with a Bowie Knife.
Yea to Bowie Knives. They're just cool. Who doesn't want to rob a gas station with a Bowie Knife?
Nay to the 60-year-old Canadian woman who gave birth to twins. It's going to be hard for her to be a M.I.L.F. at age 73 when her two sons will be 13.
Yea to in-vitro fertilization, because the thought of a 60-year-old becoming pregnant by natural means is, well, icky.
Nay to the unemployed single California mother of six who recently gave birth to octuplets. The woman said she always wanted to be a mother, but seriously.
Yea to Oregon's Family Planning Project. Free birth control is a good thing, especially since using said birth control won't result in octuplets.
Nay to careers going down the toilet. Former Atlanta Falcons running back Jamal Anderson was arrested after being found with marijuana and doing coke off a toilet in a men's restroom.
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